I am delighted to get down to some “funny business” today with Write The Company for my December Passion Profile. This monthly tradition was inspired by Twitter’s Follow Friday ritual where I share a little with you about the people I admire and follow. “Write” is a customer humourist “keeping companies honest, right down to the letter”. When “Write” sends letters, the companies have no idea the letter is from “Write The Company” or that their responses will be posted online. “Write’s” letters are brilliant, provocative and down right funny, they deliver meaningful humour at its best. Check out “Write’s” latest letter “Going to Hell”.
I was curious to know more about “Write”, so I asked the following questions:
Dawna: What are you most passionate about?
Write: I’ve noticed there is a lot of funny business going on in companies. Unfortunately, most of it isn’t making anyone laugh. That’s why one of my passions is pointing out things to companies about their products and services in letters with a humorous twist … and seeing if they’re going to humor me or respond in “corporate speak” delivered by people who’ve undergone charisma bypass operations.
I’m also passionate about good hummus.
Dawna: What inspired you to start writing letters?
Write: A college buddy and fruit flies. A friend bought a box of raisins and fruit flies were feasting on them. He wrote a letter and the manufacturer sent replacement raisins. That was pretty cool, so I started mailing letters to see if I could get companies to send me stuff. The best score was a free foosball table.
In no time, I was receiving explanations, apologies, coupons, checks and packages from major brands. When I returned from class, people were usually in the dorm mailbox area waiting to see what I got. To this day, it’s still great fun checking the mail to see what’s in it. The only difference is that instead of a crowd of drunken college kids assessing the responses, readers are now doing that online, although I am unable to determine how many of them are actually drunk.
Dawna: What drives you?
Write: Usually my wife drives me. She hates the way I drive and always insists we take her car. I’m also driven by the hunt for exploring funny angles. It doesn’t necessarily have to be the right angle. It’s equilaterally very challenging trying to find humor in situations that present complementary, corresponding, supplementary, obtuse and acute angles.
Dawna: What are 5 traits those that know you best would use to describe you?
Write:
One: Obsessive about being compulsive.
Two: Expert Excrementologist. I’ve got a nose for sniffing out BS and bringing attention to it so no one steps in it.
Three: Seriously silly. This may sound schizophrenic, but it’s really more phrenic than schizo.
Six: Bad with numbers.
Five: Politely impatient. Please get on with your next question.
Dawna: What qualities do you most admire in others?
Write: Above all: The ability to deliver quantity of quality. The more quantities of ways someone can provide quality, the faster they earn my admiration. For example, with customer service, I admire representatives that can please me with the most quantities of quality advice, solutions, facts, freebies, money-saving coupons, etc. I also tend to appreciate quantities that can be quantified in quality.
One quality I don’t admire is a lot of meaningless double talk. Even double talk needs to have meaning for me to admire it.
Dawna: What makes you tick?
Write: I try not to tick. When people hear ticking these days it makes them nervous. However, one thing that motivates me is achieving closure — whether it involves an issue, a problem or an open wound. I suppose that’s why I find writing letters to companies very therapeutic. You can’t blame everything on your parents. Corporate America needs to accept their share of the responsibility, too.
“Write”, you are a breath of fresh air! Thank you for sharing with us and for the meaningful way you bring humour into our world.
Curious about my previous Passion Profiles? Cheers to Dan Rockwell, Eric Jacques, Ted Coine, Tim Sanchez , Dean van Leeuwen, S. Max Brown and David McQueen.